Schoolwork Dodger Gifts

"No, you're not getting too old for school."

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

"In addition to opting out of state testing, I've added an addendum, to my mom's note that allows me to opt out of Science, Phy Ed and anything resembling homework."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

Serious Putty

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Homework flavored dog food

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

Study more to pass more tests.

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

'The homework ate my dog.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"