Schoolwork Dodger Pillows

"No, you're not getting too old for school."

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

"In addition to opting out of state testing, I've added an addendum, to my mom's note that allows me to opt out of Science, Phy Ed and anything resembling homework."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Serious Putty

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Homework flavored dog food

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Study more to pass more tests.

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'The homework ate my dog.'

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"