School Assignment Dodger Pillows

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

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"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

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"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'The homework ate my dog.'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

'Let's just say, if you were meat, you'd be way past your 'best before' date!'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

'Eat my homework! Come on, Spot, eat my homework! If I turn it in, I won't pass!'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."

"No, you're not getting too old for school."

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.