School Assignment Pillows

'Timmy has to think of five 'random acts of kindness' to do each day this week, for school.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"It's a mobile."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"He's my school project for science class."

Serious Putty

Will eat your homework for $.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

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