School Assignment Pillows

'Timmy has to think of five 'random acts of kindness' to do each day this week, for school.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"It's a mobile."

Serious Putty

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Study more to pass more tests.

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"