Assignment Enthusiasts Pillows

Homework eating dogs

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Go! Means NOW!

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

Resume Dumpers

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Very well, Mr Potter. I blinked first. You're hired.

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

Citations Needed!

'Well, we made it.'

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

Great coaching is about understanding your coachee's agenda..

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

'What are we taking a hard look at today?'