Assignment Enthusiasts Gifts

Homework eating dogs

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Go! Means NOW!

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

Very well, Mr Potter. I blinked first. You're hired.

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

Citations Needed!

'Well, we made it.'

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

Great coaching is about understanding your coachee's agenda..

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

Learning.

'Have you been in long?'

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"