Assignment Ace Gifts

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

Citations Needed!

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'I like regular books better than ebooks. Ebooks don't have a summary on the book jacket that you can copy.'

'If you get the paper finished and handed in on timem then you won't have to worry about me hounding you for years to come.'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art then resumit it.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'What's with the reading lamp? The TV not giving off enough light for you to do your homework by?'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"This looks more like buswork than homework."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Failure/Due Diligence

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Whack-a-molecule

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"We've invented a new word!"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Hair Traffic control.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'