Homework Ace Gifts

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"God works in mysterious ways."

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams