Homework Gifts

'With so little free time, you have to learn to multi-task...'

"I can't play video games after school, I have to help my father with his homework."

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

"Let me get this straight - you didn't do your homework due to supply chain issues?"

'Yes, I do have a good memory, but I didn't pay attention in class: Can you please help me with my homework?'

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

'This report, that your downloaded, is very good. Did you staple it yourself?'

'I didn't cheat doing the assignment. I just outsourced the work to a kid in India. '

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"Before I hand in my, 'What I did over the weekend' report, I want to be granted full immunity."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'I need the computer for my homework, Dad -- could you play 'Grand Theft Auto' later?'

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

'He's a good kid - Puts lots of gravy on his homework.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'What's 19 plus 27, Dad?' 'I have just two words for you, Son. LEARN TO COUNT!'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'No wonder I'm failing math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I dialed the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

'If you get the paper finished and handed in on timem then you won't have to worry about me hounding you for years to come.'

"My Dad helped with my homework so don't blame me."

"If you eat the homework, but then spit it out, are you still a bad dog?"

"This is my summer reading list. The only book they left out was 'How To Speed Read.'"

"My grades have slipped since Dad stopped helping me with my homework."

"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"

"I have at least two hours worth of homework."

"You and Smiley can study for your biology exam with your door closed under one condition."

"Yes, Dad, I'm sure that a cosine has nothing to do with a loan."

"If you INSIST on helping with her homework she only needs 50 words about her card, not a study of the feline character in relation to familial relationships!"

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'