Doing Homework Gifts

'Don't worry, Mom - I'll do my book report during the next commercial.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Do your research!

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Evil Exams!

"How was work?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Serious Putty

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."