Homework Help Gifts

'The science fair is tomorrow, mom. Can You help me build a natural gas power plant?'

"But I am an engaged parent. Just the other day, I helped one of the kids with his or her homework."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Do your research!

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"How was work?"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Evil Exams!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Pull an all-nighter?

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'