Homework Havers Gifts

Homework eating dogs

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Do your research!

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."