Homework Hustler Gifts

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'If I don't do my homework I'll get bad grades- I'll never get a job and won't be able to pay for your long term care. You do the maths.'

'Yes, we're all concerned, but Global Warming is not a legitimate excuse for not doing your homework.'

'Even the dog wouldn't eat my homework.'

'A computer virus ate my homework.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

I downloaded the report from the internet, but stapled it myself.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"I virtually finished my homework."

"While I am concerned about your son, I'm more worried about your dog. He has eaten an awful lot of homework."

"First day of school and you've already got problem students?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Rather than plagiarism. . . I'd like to think of myself as a co-author!"

Pull an all-nighter?

"But why do you think I put my name on someone else's essay?"

"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

'I'm trying to do arithmetic. May I sit in the easy chair?'

Your online homework helper teacher has burnout...

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'The only reason I'm having Cindy do my homework, Dad, is that you always say a good manager knows how to delegate work.'

'I don't have a dog, so have to eat homework myself.'

'I know this isn't a library, but I don't think it's too much to ask for a shake, fries, and a pencil sharpener.'

Your homework eaten $5

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'A sinkhole ate my homework...?'

"Dad want's me to hit the books."

The dog that does the homework...

"So my father says, 'take out the trash', and I say, 'but dad, I'm doing my homework.' Then... Just a sec, I'm getting an instant message."

Homework Due. My homework is stuck in the supply chain.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"