Homework Hustlers Gifts

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

Writing A Book Report.

"Take the cords out of your ears. You can't transfer the words from the text book to your brain. You have to actually read the book."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Pull an all-nighter?

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

Homework eating dogs

"Sorry, eating homework isn't in my job description."