Homework Hustlers Gifts

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

Writing A Book Report.

"Take the cords out of your ears. You can't transfer the words from the text book to your brain. You have to actually read the book."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Pull an all-nighter?

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."