Homework Havers Pillows

Homework eating dogs

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Do your research!

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"How was work?"

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Evil Exams!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'