Homework Helper Pillows

"With a good education you can grow up to be anything I want you to be."

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

'Depends on how many people in the yard.'

"Daddy's way of helping you with your homework is not to help you."

'Don't be embarrassed to ask for help Dad.'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

"I'll help you with your English homework if you help me with my iPhone, computer, iPad, Netflix. . ."

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

'Gramma, can you help with my homework?'

'So, I take it that this is not one of your better report cards!'

'No wonder I'm failing Math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I called the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to wait until my Dad finished my homework."

"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."

'No wonder I'm failing math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I dialed the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'First thing in the morning I'm ringing the school about the amount of homework he's getting.'

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

"It's not a note from my parents, it's a note from my lawyer."

'What's 19 plus 27, Dad?' 'I have just two words for you, Son. LEARN TO COUNT!'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

You'll have to explain this horrible essay grade to my dad. He thought it was some of his best work!

'I told you you'd got Jimmy's homework wrong.'

'I need the computer for my homework, Dad -- could you play 'Grand Theft Auto' later?'

'If you didn't read the assigned chapters, fess up now before I use my years of experience to weed you out.'

I love being right.

'I need a current events report, Dad. Is there anything on the news?'

"No Johnny the answer is not 'Google it'!"

"I call it riding Rob Dunkin's coattails. Miss Vega calls it copying."

"I can't come out with you tonight - I've got to help dad with the homework."

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

"The tutor is for me. I hired him to help me so I can help our son with his homework. To be honest, I should just stay out of it."