Homework Detective Gifts

'Did I write that myself? You're not wearing a wire are you?'

"My teaching skills have improved because their dogs are eating less homework."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Evil Exams!

"How was work?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."