Homework Detective Prints

'Did I write that myself? You're not wearing a wire are you?'

"My teaching skills have improved because their dogs are eating less homework."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Do your research!

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"God works in mysterious ways."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Will eat your homework for $.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'