Homework Hacker Prints

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

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'I didn't cheat doing the assignment. I just outsourced the work to a kid in India. '

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"We fix a lot of computers only used for homework...I can only guess your son is studying to manage an adult bookstore?"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"I couldn't do my homework because the batteries died in my e-book."

"I'm impressed...Baldo stayed up all night studying."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Do your research!

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"How was work?"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Evil Exams!

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'