Homework Helpers Prints

"The hardest part of homework is keeping my parents motivated."

"After a long career of eating his homework, I've retired as a consultant to his paper shredder."

"SUch stupid answers on this assignment! You should have helped him a little!"

'I'll help you with your homework if you let me have a bite.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Do your research!

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"How was work?"

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Evil Exams!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

Pull an all-nighter?

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"