Homework Hacker Mugs

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

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'I didn't cheat doing the assignment. I just outsourced the work to a kid in India. '

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"We fix a lot of computers only used for homework...I can only guess your son is studying to manage an adult bookstore?"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'I found a way to get him to do his homework. . .'

"I couldn't do my homework because the batteries died in my e-book."

"I'm impressed...Baldo stayed up all night studying."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Do your research!

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Evil Exams!

"How was work?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'