Algebra Ace Gifts

"Be rational."

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.

"But that's what it means on all my tests."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Failure/Due Diligence

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Whack-a-molecule

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Study more to pass more tests.

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

"Don't forget — it's good to give, but even better to get back."

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

'Congratulations, Kevin - Your test scores show that you qualify for our 'frequent homework' program.'

Life Is Just A Game

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

Citations Needed!

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"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"All economic hope abandon ye who enter here."