Algebra Ace Gifts

"Be rational."

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.

"But that's what it means on all my tests."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

Failure/Due Diligence

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Whack-a-molecule

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Study more to pass more tests.

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

Life Is Just A Game

'Congratulations, Kevin - Your test scores show that you qualify for our 'frequent homework' program.'

"Don't forget — it's good to give, but even better to get back."

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

Citations Needed!

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"