Alphabet Ace Gifts

'Theproblem isn't your eyesight. The problem is you don't know the alphabet.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Whack-a-molecule

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Study more to pass more tests.

Jurassic Country Club.

Life Is Just A Game

'Congratulations, Kevin - Your test scores show that you qualify for our 'frequent homework' program.'

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

"Be rational."

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"

'Supervisor of the Year'

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Whac-a-Virus.

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

"Maybe you could give your wife a little more space till she gets the hang of archery."

Speeding in a video game

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.

"Those once-in-a-lifetime events are beginning to add up."

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'