Accounting Ace Gifts

"All economic hope abandon ye who enter here."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"It's all a matter of planning...."

Failure/Due Diligence

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"We've invented a new word!"

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

In one ear/Out the other.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

Study more to pass more tests.

"How much do you need?"

Keep it simple

"Don't forget — it's good to give, but even better to get back."

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Parents have been complaining that I'm too strict? You want me to be a little less intimidating? Do you want me to send students to your office 47 times a day? I'm a 67-year-old woman dealing with 16-year-old thugs....

'Congratulations, Kevin - Your test scores show that you qualify for our 'frequent homework' program.'

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"