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"All economic hope abandon ye who enter here."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Failure/Due Diligence

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"We've invented a new word!"

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

In one ear/Out the other.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

Study more to pass more tests.

"How much do you need?"

Keep it simple

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Parents have been complaining that I'm too strict? You want me to be a little less intimidating? Do you want me to send students to your office 47 times a day? I'm a 67-year-old woman dealing with 16-year-old thugs....