Homework Aficionado Pillows

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Do your research!

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"How was work?"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Evil Exams!

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."