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'...All I can say is, the judge was adamant about his gag order on the case.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Can do...No can do

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Organization is not rocket science!

The Rubber Ball Company

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

The Brothers Grime

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Good news. It's a small pig."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Quality Control

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'