School Assignment Dodger T-Shirts

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Homework flavored dog food

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'The homework ate my dog.'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

'Eat my homework! Come on, Spot, eat my homework! If I turn it in, I won't pass!'

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

"No, you're not getting too old for school."