Homework Dodgers Gifts

Madam Zara Knows All - Sorry, NO Homework

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

Homework flavored dog food

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'The homework ate my dog.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

'Eat my homework! Come on, Spot, eat my homework! If I turn it in, I won't pass!'

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."