Exam Dodgers Gifts

Quiz Today. I don't remember clicking of any terms of agreement that cover this!

"This life of mine - can I resit?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

Homework flavored dog food

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'The homework ate my dog.'

Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.