Test Dodger Gifts

'Is it too late to get the flu?'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will conduct a tes -- sit up straight and keep your eyes on your own paper.'

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

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Examinations.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

"You should have been here at eight!"

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'