Match Result Dodger Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who loves the game but hates the tension of the final score? Our collection for match result dodgers celebrates the fun of sports without the scoreboard stress. Perfect for fans who enjoy the game for the camaraderie and the excitement, not just the result. Find humorous mugs, witty t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints that speak to their love of sports with a lighthearted twist.

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"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now." mockup

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach." mockup

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

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Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

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Fear of news.

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"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?" mockup

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

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"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction." mockup

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

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As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

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As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.' mockup

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

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"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems." mockup

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

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"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me." mockup

"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

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"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics." mockup

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

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"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire." mockup

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

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'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.' mockup

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

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'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!' mockup

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

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'He escaped!'

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'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?' mockup

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

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"Must be question time again."

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"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself."

"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself." mockup

"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself."

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"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."

"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over." mockup

"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."

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"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?"

"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?" mockup

"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?"

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'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.' mockup

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

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"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?" mockup

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

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'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.' mockup

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

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"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery." mockup

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

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"It's so unfair, I'm blamed all the time even though it's never my fault..."

"It's so unfair, I'm blamed all the time even though it's never my fault..." mockup

"It's so unfair, I'm blamed all the time even though it's never my fault..."

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"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about." mockup

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

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'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

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'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

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"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."

"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river." mockup

"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."

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"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ." mockup

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

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Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

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Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

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'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.' mockup

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

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Match Result Dodger Gifts Collection

Match Result Dodger Mugs

Discover our collection of humorous mugs perfect for match result dodgers. Celebrate the love of the game with a witty cup that keeps the fun flowing.

Match Result Dodger Pillows

Decorate their space with playful pillows that capture the match result dodger’s laid-back sports attitude. Comfortable and clever.

Match Result Dodger Prints

Explore vibrant prints that celebrate the love of the game without the scoreboard stress—perfect for a sports fan’s home or office.

Match Result Dodger T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt for sports enthusiasts who prefer to skip the final score drama. Bold, witty designs make a statement on and off the field.