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"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

Fear of news.

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

'Look, I'm a goat, not an elephant. I really don't want to debate politics during the game...'

'He escaped!'

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"Must be question time again."

"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself."

"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?"

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."

"It's so unfair, I'm blamed all the time even though it's never my fault..."

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

Traffic Court. To be fair, he did pay his ticket.

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'