Penalty Dodger Gifts

Looking for a fun and witty gift for the master of evasion? Our products for penalty dodgers are crafted to amuse and delight, perfect for those who love to think outside the box and playfully dodge life's hurdles. Showcase their crafty side with humor that hits the mark, whether on mugs, t-shirts, or art prints.

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'He escaped!'

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"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself."

"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself." mockup

"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself."

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach." mockup

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on." mockup

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

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'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.' mockup

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

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"The cat told me to eat your homework." mockup

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

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'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.' mockup

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

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"I can't get used to being a grownup." mockup

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

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"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room." mockup

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

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'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

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'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!' mockup

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

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I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time. mockup

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

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'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.' mockup

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

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"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies." mockup

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

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"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends." mockup

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

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'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!' mockup

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

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Hear me, Graduates!

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'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?' mockup

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

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"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything." mockup

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

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"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree." mockup

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

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"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"With great power comes zero responsibility." mockup

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

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Kicking The Habit

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It's an I-O-Ewe.

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Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

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"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office." mockup

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

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'So, who's first?'

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'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.' mockup

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

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"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!" mockup

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

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'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!' mockup

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

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'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?' mockup

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

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"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?" mockup

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

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'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

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Penalty Dodger Gifts Collection

Penalty Dodger Mugs

Explore our collection of penalty dodger mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for those who love to stay one step ahead.

Penalty Dodger Pillows

Bring humor into their home with pillows that celebrate their knack for escape, adding personality and fun to any decor.

Penalty Dodger Prints

Browse our penalty dodger prints for stylish decor that celebrates wit and ingenuity in a vibrant, eye-catching way.

Penalty Dodger T-Shirts

Check out our penalty dodger t-shirts—fun, witty, and perfect for showcasing their clever side wherever they go.