Blame Dodger Gifts

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

'Remember, it's not whether you win or lose - it's how you escape the blame.'

"You'll be informed on a need-to-know-to-take-the-blame basis."

"It's so unfair, I'm blamed all the time even though it's never my fault..."

"And this is one of our unpaid interns who'll be taking responsibility for anything that goes wrong."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Scapegoat of the Year

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

'Look, I'm a goat, not an elephant. I really don't want to debate politics during the game...'

'He escaped!'

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

Not my fault! Not my department! Not my problem! Not my job!