Blame Dodgers Gifts

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Fear of news.

Scapegoat of the Year

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

Gone for Broke College

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

'He escaped!'

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

'Look, I'm a goat, not an elephant. I really don't want to debate politics during the game...'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."