Scandal Dodger Gifts

Celebrate the mischievous spirit with gifts tailored for the scandal dodger. Whether they love to stir the pot or just have a playful sense of humor, our collection offers humorous mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that showcase their fun-loving personality. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of cheeky fun and isn’t afraid to be a little naughty.

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"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?" mockup

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

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'I've never hired illegal aliens, never avoided my income taxes, never womanized, never sexually harassed anyone, never avoided my service obligation. Will that disqualify me from being reelected?'

'I've never hired illegal aliens, never avoided my income taxes, never womanized, never sexually harassed anyone, never avoided my service obligation. Will that disqualify me from being reelected?'

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach." mockup

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T." mockup

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

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Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

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Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

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Scapegoat of the Year

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"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?" mockup

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'" mockup

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

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"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems." mockup

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

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'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.' mockup

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

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"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire." mockup

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

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'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.' mockup

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

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"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now." mockup

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

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"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college." mockup

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

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"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate." mockup

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

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Baseball Cash

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"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?" mockup

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

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'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.' mockup

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

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Work Meeting Rules

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Cone of Silence

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"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about." mockup

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

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"It's so unfair, I'm blamed all the time even though it's never my fault..."

"It's so unfair, I'm blamed all the time even though it's never my fault..." mockup

"It's so unfair, I'm blamed all the time even though it's never my fault..."

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Dirty Harry

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"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery." mockup

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

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Alternative Names for Washington Redskins

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Alternative Names for Washington Redskins

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'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?' mockup

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

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"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on." mockup

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

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'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'

'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.' mockup

'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'

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'It feels oddly familiar.'

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"You'll be informed on a need-to-know-to-take-the-blame basis."

"You'll be informed on a need-to-know-to-take-the-blame basis." mockup

"You'll be informed on a need-to-know-to-take-the-blame basis."

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"All these reports and rumours lack substance....unlike our athletes."

"All these reports and rumours lack substance....unlike our athletes." mockup

"All these reports and rumours lack substance....unlike our athletes."

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Scandal Dodger Gifts Collection

Scandal Dodger Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for the scandal dodger. Add some humor to their morning routine with a mug that’s as playful as they are.

Scandal Dodger Pillows

Refresh their home decor with cheeky pillows that showcase their love for mischief. Soft, stylish, and funny—just like them.

Scandal Dodger Prints

Celebrate their mischievous side with prints that make a statement. Ideal for framing and gifting, these artworks capture their lively personality.

Scandal Dodger T-Shirts

Find a humorous T-shirt that suits the scandal dodger’s personality. Perfect for casual outings or lounging, it’s a fun statement piece.