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"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

'I've never hired illegal aliens, never avoided my income taxes, never womanized, never sexually harassed anyone, never avoided my service obligation. Will that disqualify me from being reelected?'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

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"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

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"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

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"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

"It's so unfair, I'm blamed all the time even though it's never my fault..."

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"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

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'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'

'It feels oddly familiar.'

"You'll be informed on a need-to-know-to-take-the-blame basis."

"All these reports and rumours lack substance....unlike our athletes."