Scandal Starter T-Shirts

'I don't repeat gossip. I start it.'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Panama Papers Scandal

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Original Gossip Columns

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Tennis corruption

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

'It's true that I accepted the bribe, seduced the intern, and stole the money, but I did it with the nation's best interests in mind.'

"And this one is for a recent felony indictment."

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

The Last Thing Out.

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