Scandal Starter Gifts

'I don't repeat gossip. I start it.'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Panama Papers Scandal

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

The Original Gossip Columns

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

VW scandal

Tennis corruption

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

'It's true that I accepted the bribe, seduced the intern, and stole the money, but I did it with the nation's best interests in mind.'

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"And this one is for a recent felony indictment."

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

The Last Thing Out.

We were THIS close to finding out what a senate seat goes for...

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'