Scandal Humorist Gifts

Butter Emails: Tastes Better Than Tyranny!

Hillary Clinton - 'Delete all emails permanently?'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Fifty shades of Leveson.

German School

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"What are you doing?"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

The Evolution Of Man

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.