Scandal Involvement Gifts

Work Meeting Rules

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Panama Papers Scandal

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Gulliver's Travails

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

VW scandal

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Tennis corruption

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Trumpled

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'