Scandal Scholar Gifts

"I'm thinking of buying a peerage with the money from my second job."

August to December 1998

The Hillary Defense

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Mary Trump

Celebrity Gavin Henson

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

The Original Gossip Columns

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Trumpled

VW scandal

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Gulliver's Travails

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking