Scandalologist Gifts

The Perils of Party Planning

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

JET (Part I)

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Original Gossip Columns

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'