Scandal Detective Gifts

'As I see it, we have three options: be part of the problem, part of the cover up, or part of the wikileakers.'

Time running out on Trump

"He's like Tiger Woods before his comeback."

"I protected a source."

Journalist handing sack to MP marked: 'Cash for leaked emails.'

'That's the news, now for the features.'

Washington Do's and Don'ts - Some things shouldn't be said while people are dining.

"Following the expulsion of two Russian diplomats the Australian Prime Minister is now expelling two members of the Australian cricket team..."

The Backlashes

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

JET (Part I)

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'