Scandal Detective Gifts

'As I see it, we have three options: be part of the problem, part of the cover up, or part of the wikileakers.'

Time running out on Trump

"He's like Tiger Woods before his comeback."

"I protected a source."

Journalist handing sack to MP marked: 'Cash for leaked emails.'

'That's the news, now for the features.'

Washington Do's and Don'ts - Some things shouldn't be said while people are dining.

"Following the expulsion of two Russian diplomats the Australian Prime Minister is now expelling two members of the Australian cricket team..."

The Backlashes

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

JET (Part I)

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Celebrity Gavin Henson