Scandal Uncoverer Gifts

The two scariest words on Cuomo's cell caller ID, 'Ronan Farrow'."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

JET (Part I)

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

The Original Gossip Columns

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'