Scandal Observer Gifts

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"I would imagine it'll be something in Latin."

'You have 'Washington D.C. Wrist,' Senator. It's a repetitive-stress injury caused by careless, under-the-table handling of cash-stuffed envelopes!'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Horse meat scandal.

Trumpled

Gulliver's Travails

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Which One is Pulling Out?

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

'Scooter' Libby.

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

Whitehouse correspondents roast-2018