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Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"I would imagine it'll be something in Latin."

'You have 'Washington D.C. Wrist,' Senator. It's a repetitive-stress injury caused by careless, under-the-table handling of cash-stuffed envelopes!'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Trumpled

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Horse meat scandal.

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'Scooter' Libby.

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

Corruption in the Vatican.

Institute of Lazy Journalism

"I don't know how long we can keep telling people you're away from your desk."