Scandal Scene Observer Pillows

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

JET (Part I)

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

Trumpled

'That damn racial scandal.'

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."