Scandal Watcher Pillows

Roger Stone gets ink of another American hero

Need Extra Cash? Blackmail Donald Trump. He'll Pay.

Shirtless Congressman Chris Lee Resigns!

Politicians walking back their ill-advised comments.

Gulliver's Travails

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

Playing the field.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

Mary Trump

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

The Original Gossip Columns

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

Trumpled

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."